sixfeetunderrthestars:

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

you learn a lot about the human race once you become a cashier somewhere

southpauz:

True story.

When I was in 7th Grade, I almost set an Elementary School on fire while trying to microwave a cookie.

I was working at the concessions stand during a basketball tournament (my team was required to work because the tournament was being hosted in my School district), and, because I was hungry, I decided to use the microwave to heat up my cookie. My teeth were very sore due to me getting dental braces that week, so I decided to microwave it for a minute so it could be really soft.

It set on fire. 

The smoke alarm went off throughout the school.

The sprinkler system went off.

Basketball games that were going on at the time were cancelled.

Everyone had to evacuate the school and wait for the Police and Fire Department to show up. 

I JUST WANTED A COOKIE.

"He speaks like 13 languages. It’s like what!?! I hate you!"

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encourage:

Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers

riddlemetom:

what if when we’re like 80 they remake harry potter and the kids of that time get to see peeves and st mungos and “it unscrews the other way” and “have a biscuit potter” and the portraits applauding in the headmasters office and no fucking breaking of the elder wand I’m going to be so pissed off

usethetrackbenedictt:

So this happened. We recreated AVPS. As much as we could.

usethetrackbenedictt:

So this happened. We recreated AVPS. As much as we could.

siores:

He transformed the pain of his tormented life into ecstatic beauty. Pain is easy to portray but to use your passion and your pain to portray the ecstasy and joy and the magnificence of our world, no one had ever done it before. Perhaps no one ever will again.

cafe-lamour:

I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEECKING BAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL

cafe-lamour:

I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEECKING BAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL

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carryonmy-assbutt:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain


What?

nobody say a word

we know who to trust now

carryonmy-assbutt:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

we know who to trust now

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just crash, it’s our time now to make this work second time around

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